im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time
Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are
[whispers]
people you know on here
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Half of tumblr finally gets laid
do you ever go to reblog a post and add something funny and you type it out a few different ways and it doesnt work out so you shake your head and deeply sigh and close the post
This is my whole tumblr career.
you should have just closed the post when u made that comment tbh
there should be like a strip club only with hot dads in good shoes with their legs propped up on tables sipping coffee and staring at you over the tops of their glasses when you walk in
goddamn i would lose so much money
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
